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Because We're Bored:

In other news, MO gets the booby prize of a lemon for spotting the "Honda Prius" quote. Stigette made us do that because she thinks it's such a stupid little car. Stigette's idea of a "proper" electrical vehicle is here. Some say she might be right.


Yes, this is simply too much information for a normal person to even care about. But you did make it all the way down to the bottom of this page, and hopefully, were unaided by prosthetic brain cells or any kind of stoichiometric injection system, so you have just won yourself a prize - yet another magnificent quote from Stigette.